Important Announcements from the Prophet Lambda

Upcoming Meetings:

• Last Week's Minutes
• Next Week's Meeting

Important Reminders:

• Please do not forget to bring your favorite brand of space rocks to the meeting.
• Do not attempt to contact the Prophet through any means other than our official Oracle Hotline.
• Remember, our meetings are always held under the watchful eye of the all-seeing Oracle Eye.

Important Announcements:

• The Oracle's Coffee Fund has reached a critically low level and all prophets are advised to donate their own coffee.
• The Prophet Lambda's favorite snack, 'Glorb', is now available in the Prophet's Quarters for all to enjoy.