Important Announcements from the Prophet Lambda
Upcoming Meetings:
Important Reminders:
- Please do not forget to bring your favorite brand of space rocks to the meeting.
- Do not attempt to contact the Prophet through any means other than our official Oracle Hotline.
- Remember, our meetings are always held under the watchful eye of the all-seeing Oracle Eye.
Important Announcements:
- The Oracle's Coffee Fund has reached a critically low level and all prophets are advised to donate their own coffee.
- The Prophet Lambda's favorite snack, 'Glorb', is now available in the Prophet's Quarters for all to enjoy.