The Omnicent Prophet's Prophetic Proverbs

Oracles for the discerning visionary:

On the importance of proper chair ergonomics: "A prophet's behind is not a throne."
On the perils of overthinking: "The mind is a maze, but the couch is a labyrinth."
On the value of proper hydration: "Water is life, but coffee is the source."
On the dangers of groupthink: "A single mind is a terrible thing, unless it's attached to a genius."

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