MONDAY MORNING MAYHEM

APPROPRIATELY LABLED BUREAUCRATIC BUREAUCY

MEMORANDUM
TO: All Prophets of the Apocalypse
FROM: The Bureaucratic Bureaucracy
SUBJECT: Monday Morning Mayhem Management

• Due to unforeseen circumstances, the coffee machine has been relocated to the supply closet.
• The stapler has been reprogrammed to dispense only half-full staples.
• Please report to the conference room for a mandatory meeting with the Prophet of Disorganization.

Hyperlinks:

• TUESDAY TURBULENCE
• WEDNESDAY WILDFIRE
• THROW CAUTION TAPE AROUND OUR ENTIRE DEPARTMENT