Chaos Management Meeting Minutes - Monday Morning Mayhem

Meeting called by: The Great and Powerful Prophet of Chaos, Lord Discordius

Attendees: The Uncooperative, The Uninspired, and The Unmotivated

Purpose: To discuss the impending doom of our company's productivity and the subsequent collapse of our social lives

Agenda:

1. Review of last week's existential crisis
2. Discussion of the meaninglessness of it all
3. Deciding which coffee machine to blame for the apocalypse
4. Planning for the eventual takeover of the world by AI

Action Items:

1. The Uncooperative to write a strongly worded letter to the coffee machine demanding it shape up or ship out
2. The Uninspired to research alternative methods for achieving world domination (e.g., through sheer apathy)
3. The Unmotivated to stare blankly into space for 10 minutes

Next Steps:

1. Continue to circle the drain until it's time for the apocalypse
2. Review the minutes of this meeting in 5 years when we're all dust and ashes

See the meeting of the doomsday cycle in December

The Meeting that Will End All Meetings