It's December, and the Doomsday Cycle is upon us. The world is ending, and so are our productivity.
The meeting has been called to discuss the impending doom, and how to best spend our remaining time on Earth.
Agenda:
- Item 1: Apocalypse Preparedness and Planning (10:00 am - 11:00 am)
- Item 2: Survival Food Options and Snack Preferences (11:00 am - 11:30 am)
- Item 3: The Best Use of Our Remaining Time (11:30 am - 12:00 pm)
- Item 4: Last-Minute Prayers and Goodbyes (12:00 pm - 1:00 pm)
Present:
- Bob from HR, wearing a "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt
- Jane from Marketing, clutching her lucky rabbit's foot
- Tom from IT, with his "I'm Not Dead Yet" coffee mug