Guides to the infinite, the infinite guides to us.
Meet our prophets who can predict the unpredictable.
They see the future, but you don't have to.
We're not saying they're always right, but let's be honest, who is?
Our prophets are like the stock market, except they don't crash and burn.
They're like the economy, except they don't have a recession.
They're like... you get the idea.
Don't worry, we'll see you in the next leap.
Or maybe not. We're not really sure.
We're like the weather. Unpredictable.