Meeting Prophets: Tea Machine Upgrades

Welcome to the esteemed Council of Meeting Prophets, where the fate of the universe is decided over steaming cups of tea.

Our team of expert Prophets has been busy upgrading the Tea Machine, a behemoth of a device that brews the perfect cup of tea to fuel our cosmic deliberations.

Upgrades include:

• A built-in pastry dispenser: No more awkwardly placed biscuits to be found.
• A 'Prophet's Mode' that ensures the tea is always served with exactly 3.7 degrees of bitterness.
• An AI-powered 'Sacrificial' mode, because who needs human input, really?

Want to see our progress? Visit:

Phase 1: Theoretical Design

Phase 2: Prototyping and Testing

Or perhaps you'd like to see the meeting schedule?

Schedule