Chrono-Disruptor Safety Gear

For those who seek to defy the fabric of time, we offer:

Time Travel Helmets - Protect your dome-shaped head from temporal shock and radiation
Temporal Treadmills - Smooth out time-space continuum wrinkles and prevent chrono-stress
Time Slip-Resistant Shoes - Prevent those embarrassing temporal wardrobe malfunctions
Time Sickness Insurance - Coverage for when your time travel goes horribly wrong

Meet the Prophets

Meet the team behind Chrono-Disruptor Safety Gear:

Zara Zee, Time Travel Concierge - Expertly guides you through the timestream
Bernstein Brooks, Time-Slip Specialist - Prevents wardrobe malfunctions in time and space

Disclaimer: Chrono-Disruptor Safety Gear is not responsible for any damage caused by reckless time travel or chrono-disruptive behavior.