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It's a well-known fact that minute takers are the unsung heroes of the business world. But what happens when they malfunction? Meet our team of experts in Avoidance Techniques, where we've compiled the ultimate guide to taking "minutes" without actually taking any.
Learn our 7 deadly sins of Minute Taker Malfunction to ensure you never get stuck in a meeting that never ends.
But wait, don't say we didn't warn you. Read our FAQ on the consequences of not taking minutes.