Here, the air is thin, the chairs are empty, and the purpose is unclear.
1. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably early."
2. "I brought a meeting-friendly snack."
3. "This meeting is not about me, it's about you."
Go to Paradoxical Meeting Mantras for more existential dread.
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See Dystopian Meeting Mantras for a glimpse into a grim future of meetings gone wrong.