Amendement 1: The Coffee Conundrum

As the chosen disciples of Azazel, the Great Prophet, we have been tasked with the monumental decision of whether to install the new, sleek, and shiny coffee machine or stick with the trusty old reliable drip brewer.

Weigh the pros and cons, oh Azazel's chosen ones:

What say you, oh Azazel's chosen ones?

Proceed to Amendment 2: The Caffeine Conundrum