Amendement 1: The Coffee Conundrum
As the chosen disciples of Azazel, the Great Prophet, we have been tasked with the monumental decision of whether to install the new, sleek, and shiny coffee machine or stick with the trusty old reliable drip brewer.
Weigh the pros and cons, oh Azazel's chosen ones:
- Pro:
- It's sleek and shiny
- It makes a nice cup of coffee
- We can impress the visiting dignitaries with our fancy machine
- Cons:
- It breaks down frequently
- The manual is written in a language that only the most skilled of linguists can understand
- We fear it may be too good to be true (i.e., it may lead to excessive caffeine consumption and subsequent rebellion)
What say you, oh Azazel's chosen ones?
Proceed to Amendment 2: The Caffeine Conundrum