Decision 2: The Azazelian Conundrum

In the depths of the Azazelian underworld, our esteemed Council of Zealots gathered to address a crisis of epic proportions. The fate of the world, nay, the fate of the entire multiverse! hung in the balance.

Azazel's Chosen Disciples, the wisest and most enlightened of our order, stood tall, their eyes aglow with an otherworldly energy. They deliberated, their minds afire with visions of a possible future.

And then, it happened. Motion 2, the one that would change the course of history forever, was put forth.

Motion 2: "We shall all be free... to wear plaid!"

A murmur of excitement rippled through the crowd as the Zealots realized the implications. No longer would they be bound by the shackles of fashion tyranny. Their tartans would be free, their kilts would be unfettered!

But wait, there's more! For every decision made in this, the second meeting of the Council of Zealots, shall forever be known as the dawn of a new era. The era of Azazel's Chosen Disciples, where the whims of the fashion-challenged are the law.

And so, the fate of the multiverse was sealed. Or was it? Motion 3: The Return of the Fashion Police looms large on the horizon, casting a shadow of doubt on this most triumphant of decisions.

Will the Azazelian underworld tremble before the might of plaid? Only time (and our next meeting) will tell.

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