Decisions in Doubt: A Meeting of the Zealot Azazel's Chosen Disciples

Meeting Minutes, Day 3456.1

Present: Brother Azazel, Sister Azazel, and 12 Chosen Disciples

Agenda:

• Point 1: The Fate of the World's Supply of Free Pizza
• Point 2: Whether to Invade the Neighbor's Lawn
• Point 3: The Meritocratic Implications of Fjords

After much debate, Brother Azazel decreed that the fate of the world's supply of free pizza shall be decided by a 3-hour discussion on the merits of pineapple as a topping.

Sister Azazel countered that the neighbor's lawn is a sacred trust, and we must not invade it lest we face eternal torment.

Disciple #7, the most junior member, suggested a 10-point plan to justify invading the lawn, but it was quickly dismissed as 'sophomoric'.

Motions:

• Motion 1: In favor of pineapple on pizza, with amendments
• Motion 2: Against invading the neighbor's lawn, with passion

Amendments:

• Amendment 1: To add more cheese to Motion 1, but only if it passes

Next Meeting:

The next meeting will be held in 3.14 Earth Standard Time. All are expected to attend, bearing the burden of their own free pizza.

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Disclaimer: The views expressed in this meeting are those of the Zealot Azazel's Chosen Disciples, not those of the free pizza industry, the neighbor, or any other sentient being.