MEETING PURGATORY: THE NEVERENDING STORY

We've been here for 3 hours and 14 minutes. You're welcome.

You've been stuck in Meeting Purgatory for 37 iterations of the same meeting. We've run out of snacks.

Here's the agenda for the next iteration:

• Discuss the same report for 20 more minutes.
• Argue about whose turn it is to buy donuts.
• Decide to reconvene in 10 minutes.

TAKE A BREAK (literally, we're adjourning)