Disclaimer: You've Been Warned
By attending this meeting, you agree to the following terms:
- Don't touch anything. Seriously, don't touch anything. We have fragile equipment and delicate egos.
- We reserve the right to make you attend meetings on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays. Fridays are for planning your escape.
- You are expected to arrive 15 minutes early. If you're not here on time, we'll assume you're a no-show and your participation will be reduced to a mere spectator.
What You're Getting Yourself Into
You're agreeing to:
- Be subjected to an endless stream of jargon and corporate doublespeak.
- Participate in groupthink sessions where everyone nods in unison, even if they have no idea what's going on.
- Endure awkward silences, forced small talk, and the occasional awkward hug.
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