Deadline Meeting: The Most Exciting Meeting You'll Never Attend

Where: The Boardroom of Despair, Floor 12, Room 42

Date: Yesterday

Time: Never

Objective: Attendees will be forced to endure a 3-day PowerPoint presentation on the "Importance of Proper Posture During Meetings"

Agenda:

• Introduction to the importance of not slouching
• Panel discussion: "The Effects of Chronic Sitting on your Spine"
• Interactive session: "Properly placing your coffee mug on the conference table"

Presenters: John, Jane, and Bob, experts in all things meetings and posture

Attendees will receive a complimentary "I survived the Deadline Meeting" sticker upon completion of the presentation

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