Minion 3: The Minion of Mild Discomfort

Current Status:

Currently sipping coffee, contemplating the meaning of existence.

Estimated productivity: 30% (down from 50% last week)

Current snack intake: 2/3 of recommended daily dose

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Recent Events:

Yesterday: Minion 3 spent 4 hours reorganizing the break room fridge.

Today: Minion 3 is on a 10-minute break to watch cat videos.

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Upcoming Events:

Tomorrow: Minion 3 will attempt to remember what to do.

Next Week: Minion 3 will probably still be here.