MINION-2: The Minion of the Apocalypse

Current Status: CRISIS LEVEL: EXTREME

Our fearless leader, Lord Xarath, has declared that we must increase productivity by 500% or suffer the wrath of his wrath!

Current Task Force:

• Minion-1: Offline in the break room, eating Cheetos.
• Minion-2: Online and frantically searching for ways to meet the productivity deadline
• Minion-3: Plotting a coup to overthrow Lord Xarath's tyranny.

View the latest attack plan Read the latest coup d'état manifesto