Temporal Entanglement: The Unofficial Guide
Warning: Do not attempt to read this page while experiencing time sickness. Your brain will hurt.
Temporal entanglement is a state of superposition where a particle exists in multiple points in time at once. It's like being stuck in a time loop, but with more math.
Causes of temporal entanglement include:
- Exposure to too many Monty Python specials
- Watching the same episode of "The Office" for too long
- Spending too much time in the presence of a time-traveling rogue librarian
Symptoms of temporal entanglement include:
- Frequent déjà vu experiences
- Feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending loop
- Inability to distinguish between past, present, and future selves
What to do if you're experiencing temporal entanglement:
- Seek help from a qualified physicist (or a time-traveling wizard)
- Try to meditate your way out of it (but good luck with that)
- Just accept it and enjoy the ride (you're basically living in a time loop, so why fight it?)
Remember, temporal entanglement is a serious condition. Don't make it worse by trying to read this page while experiencing it. Go ahead, go ahead, and try to escape the timestream...
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