Meeting Minutes for the Temporal Accounts Repository

Meeting ID: TMR001

Meeting convened at 3:00 PM on a Tuesday, 30th of February 3000.

Present: Lord Vortex, Lady Paradox, Professor Timekeeper, and the Accountant of the Ancients.

• Item 1: Discussion of the timestream tax implications of quantum superposition.
• Item 2: Review of the Chronos Corporation's quarterly profits (down 4.2% since last cycle).
• Item 3: Debate on the ethics of time-traveling mergers and acquisitions.

Decisions:

• Approved the purchase of Chronos Corporation's assets at 3.2% above market value.
• Deferred the decision on Item 3 pending further research.

Action Items:

• Send the Accountant of the Ancients to negotiate with the Chronos Corporation's lawyers.
• Assign Professor Timekeeper to research the ethics of time-traveling M&A.
• Request a meeting with the Timekeeper's Guild for guidance on the timestream tax implications.

Next Meeting:

Scheduled for 14:30 PM on the 31st of December 2999.