Time Traders School of Minute Tyrants

Where the art of time manipulation meets the thrill of tyranny.

Located in the heart of Nowhere, USA, this esteemed institution offers courses in Time Travel, Chrono-Economics, and Advanced Dictatorship Techniques.

Meet our illustrious alumni, who have gone on to do great things in the fields of Time War, Temporal Real Estate, and Time-Based Art.

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Don't have time for a full degree? Try our Minimesters for a more flexible, tyrant-in-training experience.

Apply now to join our ranks!