Minutes of 9/Who Needs 9 Anyway

Present: John, Jane, Bob, and Steve (not in that order)

Agenda: Discuss the importance of 9.

Discussion:

1. John: "9 is so last century."
2. Jane: "But what about the decimal system? It's so... so... decimal."
3. Bob: "Decimal? Ha! I'm a binary guy."
4. Steve: "Can we just talk about 9 for a minute? I have 9 cats, and they're really cute."

Next meeting: 9:00 PM (or whenever)

Resolution: 9 is still important, but not really.

Note to self: Remember 9.