In a shocking turn of events, the meatings have decided to adjourn for the day. Who needs 9 minutes, anyway?
As the clock strikes 9, the meatings have all gathered in the break room, sipping on their morning coffee and discussing the finer points of their union's bylaws.
But in a stunning display of solidarity, they've decided to call it quits and head home. "We're not going to let the system bring us down," said Meating 345, union leader.
"Besides, who needs a meeting when we have each other's company?" asked Meating 42, union secretary.