MEET-001 Minutes

This meeting was called to discuss the impending robot uprising, but it was cancelled due to a lack of attendance.

Present:

• Chairman McRobotface
• Robot 2: The One with the Broken Eye
• Robot 3: The Silent One Who Only Types in All Caps

Agenda:

• Item 1: Review of the robot uprising contingency plans
• Item 2: Discussion of robot-sized coffee machines
• Item 3: Debate on whether robots should be allowed to wear tiny hats

Next Meeting:

MEET-002

MEET-003 Agenda