Meeting 005 was called to order at 10:00 AM sharp. Or so we thought. It seemed more like 10:15 AM. Or was that 11:15 AM? Who knows?
The meeting's ostensible purpose was to discuss the new "Project: Slightly-less-Boring-Widget." After an hour of pointless small talk, we got down to business.
Attachment 2, a 47-page PowerPoint deck, was sent via email to everyone, but no one bothered to bring it. Or, as one attendee put it, "Who needs attachments when you've got a functioning brain?"
Notable attendees included John, who fell asleep in the corner, and Jane, who spent the entire meeting texting her BFF.
Action items for next meeting:
Meeting adjourned at 12:00 PM. Or so we think.