Mandatory Meeting Minutes

Present: Bob, Jane, and John. Absent: Joe, Sally, and the Interns.

Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of "urgent" in the context of coffee breaks.
2. Review the new "No-Work-From-Home" policy.
3. Vote on whether to have more meetings.
4. Introduce new "Meeting-Go-Round" game.
5. Discuss the importance of eye contact during virtual calls.
6. Review the revised "Bureaucracy" manual.
7. Introduce new "Boredom-Reduction" techniques.
8. Vote on whether to replace "Breadwinner" coffee machine with a "Caffeine-Infuser".
9. Discuss the "Couch Potato" incident.
10. Review the "Lunchtime-Loophole" policy.
11. Vote on whether to have "Casual Fridays" every day.
12. Discuss the "Coffee-Shop" incident.
13. Review the "Microwave" manual.
14. Introduce new "Break-Room-Game" tournament.
15. Vote on whether to have "Nap-Time" every hour.
16. Discuss the "Couch Warmer" incident.
17. Review the "Fridge" manual.

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