MEETINGS OF THE GALACTIC COUNCIL OF TIME-TRAVELING ACCOUNTANTS
Minutes from the 1986 Meeting
Attendees: Zorvath, Xexuon, and a mysterious delegate from a planet known only as "Rigellia-4".
Topic: Time-Traveling Tax Reform
Discussion Points:
- Item 1: The merits of retroactive tax credits for time travelers.
- Item 2: The ethics of auditing a timeline that hasn't been written yet.
- Item 3: The feasibility of establishing a galactic minimum wage for time-traveling accountants.
Decisions:
- Resolution 1: All delegates agreed that retroactive tax credits are a must.
- Resolution 2: A special task force will be formed to explore the ethics of auditing a timeline that hasn't been written yet.
- Resolution 3: The galactic minimum wage for time-traveling accountants was set at 500 space-credits per hour, effective immediately.
Adjournment:
The meeting adjourned at precisely 14:00:00, with all delegates declaring, "That was a blast!"
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