Meeting Minutes - MTG-5: The One Where We All Felt Like We Were Losing Our Minds

Attended by: John, Jane, Joe, and a mysterious 4th person who seemed to be made of shadows.

Discussion Items

1. Point 1: The Importance of Procrastination in the Modern Workplace
   • John: "I've been putting off this meeting for weeks. Clearly, it's a vital part of my work process."
   • Jane: "I've been using it as a way to avoid doing actual work."
2. Point 2: The Best Way to Eat a Bowl of Cereal
   • Joe: "With a spoon. Duh."
   • Jane: "No way, with a fork. It's the only way to truly experience the milk-to-cereal ratio."
3. Point 3: The Mysterious 4th Person's Motivations
   • John: "I think they're secretly a spy sent by our competitors."
   • Jane: "Maybe they're just here for the free coffee."

Actions Items

• John to investigate the 4th person's true identity.
• Jane to research the optimal cereal-eating utensil.

MTG-6: The One Where We Actually Accomplished Something (Maybe)

MTG-7: The One Where We Lost Our Minds (Again, But in a Different Way)