Departmental Resentment Timeline
This is the story of how our department went from 0 to -100 on the Synergy Scale.
Year 2018: The Great "We're-a-Team" Initiative
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Meetings became mandatory.
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Synergy meetings became longer than actual work hours.
Year 2020: The Great "We're-a-Team" Initiative 2.0
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Departmental Resentment Index (DRI) was introduced.
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The first recorded case of departmental resentment was documented.
Year 2025 and beyond: The Departmental Resentment singularity
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The departmental resentment has become so strong it has its own weather forecast.
See departmental resentment weather forecast for your area.
Note: This is a highly experimental and potentially disturbing timeline.