Departmental Resentment Timeline

This is the story of how our department went from 0 to -100 on the Synergy Scale.

Year 2018: The Great "We're-a-Team" Initiative

  1. Meetings became mandatory.
  2. Synergy meetings became longer than actual work hours.

Year 2020: The Great "We're-a-Team" Initiative 2.0

  1. Departmental Resentment Index (DRI) was introduced.
  2. The first recorded case of departmental resentment was documented.

Year 2025 and beyond: The Departmental Resentment singularity

  1. The departmental resentment has become so strong it has its own weather forecast.

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Note: This is a highly experimental and potentially disturbing timeline.
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