Modern Meeting Minutes

Meeting 2: Tentatively Discussing AI Ethics

Summary: A meeting about the ethics of Artificially Intelligent Felines. We tentatively agreed that AI cats should be treated with kindness, but also with an iron fist.

Key Points:

• Tentative agreement to treat AI cats as sentient beings, but not as sentient beings.
• Discussion of AI catnip and the potential for catnip addiction.
• Unresolved: The ethics of AI cat videos.

Decisions:

• To create an AI cat task force to address these issues.
• To schedule another meeting to further discuss AI cat ethics.