Monday Meetings: Where Time Goes to Die

Agenda

• 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Coffee will be provided. Don't be late.
• 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Discussion of last week's meeting. Why was the TPS report not finished?
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch. Because we all need a break from the existential crisis of meetings.
• 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: More pointless discussion. Who's turn is it to present?

Attendees

• John
• Jane
• Bob

Important Notes

• Don't forget to bring your lunch. We don't want to have to send out for pizza.
• Who is in charge of the meeting minutes? (Again?)
• Is it too early for the coffee machine to be broken?

Next Week's Meeting

Same time, same place, same existential dread.

Tuesday can't come soon enough.