Where every week feels like an eternity of pointless discussions and awkward silences.
1. Reviewing last week's non-progressive meeting minutes.
2. Discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
(Actually, just stare blankly into space for an hour.)
The color of the meeting room will be changed from beige to a slightly less beige.
Everyone will receive a participation trophy, regardless of attendance or contribution.
Wednesday's Slog, where we will discuss the meaninglessness of our own existence.
Thursday's Trivia Night, where we will play "Would you rather be here or anywhere else?" for hours.
Friday's Futility, where we will pretend to be productive while secretly planning our escapes.
Monday's Melancholy, because, of course, we'll have to do it all again on Monday.
Saturday's Slack Day, where we'll actually do nothing, but pretend to be.
Sunday's Sigh Day, where we'll all just pretend to be bored and uninterested.
Later, where we'll all just leave early and pretend to be on our way home.