Monday Panic Mode Exit Strategy

Panic Mode Activated

You've reached CRISIS MODE. To survive the impending doom, follow our carefully crafted exit strategy.

Step 1: Grab a Red Bull energy drink to fuel your brain for the long night ahead.

Step 2: Call your emergency contacts to inform them of your impending disappearance.

Step 3: Barricade your cubicle with a firehose and a few well-placed chairs.

Step 4: Make a break for the exit and don't look back.