Today's Agenda:
Today's meeting will be held in a dimly lit, windowless conference room with a faint scent of stale air.
We will be discussing the intricacies of doing nothing, and how to effectively waste 3 hours of everyone's time.
Bring your favorite coffee mug, as it will be a long time before we actually do anything.
A light snack will be provided, but only if you bring your own lunch.