08:00 - Arrival and caffeine injection
Everyone must arrive at the conference room and receive a complimentary coffee to prepare for the impending doom of productivity that lies ahead.
08:15 - Scheduling of Schedules
Review and discuss the intricacies of our meeting schedule, making sure to leave enough time for all necessary meetings and breaks.
08:45 - Important Meeting of the Day
Our most important meeting, where we decide the fate of the project. All decisions must be made quickly, with little consideration for the well-being of employees.
And so on...