Meeting Minutes - MTG-2

Attendees: 42 people, all with varying levels of interest

Agenda:

Actual Mustaches
Diplomatic Immunity
Underwater Basejumping

Subtopics

Fake Mustaches and Disguises

Discussion led off with a spirited debate over the merits of fake, non-functional mustaches. Some argued they were for decorative purposes only, while others claimed they served as a means of intimidation.

It was decided that fake mustaches are, in fact, a legitimate tool for social engineering, but only if paired with a decent pair of sunglasses.

Appendix A-1: Fake Mustache Statistics
Appendix A-2: The Psychology of Fake Mustaches

Appendix A-1: Fake Mustache Statistics

It is estimated that 75% of all meetings involve some form of fake mustache.

Only 12 people have actually worn a real mustache to a meeting, but all of them regretted it afterwards.

Appendix A-2: The Psychology of Fake Mustaches

It has been scientifically proven that 87% of people will lie about owning a real mustache if they wear a fake one.

Only 1 person has been caught in a lie, but he was let go due to lack of evidence.