MTG 4.5: The Meeting That Should Never Have Been

Summary of the meeting that went horribly wrong.

Agenda:

• Discuss new logo ideas for the company
• Decide on new office decor color scheme
• Review marketing strategy for "Innovation Station" product
• Have a 3-hour debate about the definition of "sustainability"

Attendees:

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Decisions:

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And that's it. That's all of it. That's the entirety of MTG 4.5. Don't bother trying to find any more.

Side Effects:

• The company's logo now features a confused-looking chicken in the corner.
• The office decor is now a mishmash of neon pink, electric blue, and harvest gold.
• Marketing has been instructed to "just make something work" for the "Innovation Station" product.
• The CEO has been put on a 2-week paid leave due to "sustainability-related burnout."