MTG 4.5: The Meeting That Should Never Have Been
Summary of the meeting that went horribly wrong.
Agenda:
- Discuss new logo ideas for the company
- Decide on new office decor color scheme
- Review marketing strategy for "Innovation Station" product
- Have a 3-hour debate about the definition of "sustainability"
Attendees:
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Decisions:
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And that's it. That's all of it. That's the entirety of MTG 4.5. Don't bother trying to find any more.
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Side Effects:
- The company's logo now features a confused-looking chicken in the corner.
- The office decor is now a mishmash of neon pink, electric blue, and harvest gold.
- Marketing has been instructed to "just make something work" for the "Innovation Station" product.
- The CEO has been put on a 2-week paid leave due to "sustainability-related burnout."
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