Procrastination Techniques 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

A Guide to Mastering the Art of Not Mastering Anything

Are you tired of being productive? Do you yearn for the thrill of doing absolutely nothing? Look no further! Our guide will walk you through the basics of Procrastination 101, covering the essential techniques for achieving peak levels of idleness.

Technique #1: The Ancient Art of Binge-Watching TV

With the rise of streaming services, it's easier than ever to get caught up in a never-ending loop of your favorite shows. But don't just watch, master it! Learn how to craft the perfect binge-watching schedule, complete with snack breaks and strategically-timed commercial fast-forwarding.

Technique #2: The Procrastination of Endless Research

Why settle for just one hobby or interest when you can have a thousand? Learn the art of researching everything and nothing, from the history of cat videos to the aerodynamics of tumbleweeds.

Technique #3: The Time-Traveling Technique of Re-Watching Your Favorite Memes

Time travel has long been the realm of science fiction, but with our patented Time-Traveling Technique, you can relive the glory days of your favorite memes, complete with nostalgic comments and awkwardly-timed dad jokes.