Agenda for Multitasking in Meetings

Today's Schedule

09:00 AM - 09:15 AM: Arrival and caffeine injection. Please ensure your coffee mug is always 3/4 full.

09:15 AM - 10:00 AM: Introduction to the art of simultaneously juggling multiple tasks, including but not limited to:

• Checking phone while pretending to listen
• Updating to-do lists while nodding
• Daydreaming about vacation while staring at spreadsheets

10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: The delicate balance between "I'm on it" and "I'm done."

Remember, the key to successful multitasking is to appear interested in everything, while actually focusing on nothing.

Subtopics:

• Subtopic 1: The Art of Pretending to Listen
• Subtopic 2: The Science of Juggling Multiple Tasks
• Subtopic 3: The Secret to Staring at Spreadsheets

Subtopics:

More subtopics to be announced.