We've been here for 4 hours and 32 minutes, and we still haven't reached the main topic of this meeting.
Don't worry, we're making great progress on the minutes of the last 4 hours and 32 minutes. We've got a whole sheet of paper filled with doodles and scribbles.
Refreshments are still available. We have a fresh pitcher of coffee, a few stale donuts, and a box of what we think is still cookies. Someone check the cookies.
For those who have been here since the start, you might be interested in our "Meeting Survival Kit" available on the table in the corner.
Includes a complimentary copy of "The Art of Procrastination" and a set of earplugs.
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