MEETING INFINITY

Where the discussion never ends, and the coffee never runs out.

This meeting has been in progress for 1.5 billion years and has been deemed "infinite" by the powers that be.

Current Agenda:

• Item 1: "The Sky is Falling" discussion (still pending)
• Item 2: "The Coffee Machine is Broken" crisis management
• Item 3: "Who Ate the Last Donut" mystery-solving

Next Steps:

• After the Meeting: Where the Real Work Happens
• Adjournment: Because Even Meetings Have to End Someday
• Side Bar: Where the Real Productivity Happens (in theory)