MEETINGS: Neverending Schedule

Welcome, poor soul, to the neverending meetings of the "MEETINGS: Neverending Schedule" committee.

This meeting will never end. You will never leave. Your sanity will never be restored.

We have a meeting scheduled for 9:00 AM on the 15th, 16th, and 17th of every month, and it will continue until the end of time.

Agendas will include:

• Pointing at whiteboards for an hour while waiting for others to arrive
• Debating the meaning of "synergy" for three hours
• Deciding which coffee machine to use (the one on the left or the one on the right)

You can view our meeting minutes from the last 427 meetings here: Meeting Minutes

We also have a meeting to plan the next meeting. That's a real meeting, we swear. Next Meeting

And, of course, a meeting to decide what to do after this meeting is over. Because, clearly, that's a meeting too. After the Meeting