Meet our latest pitch: "E-Brat-ality", the revolutionary new way to eat an entire pizza by yourself while still being considered a functioning member of society. Our team of experts has spent years perfecting the art of eating an entire pizza by oneself, and we're here to share our findings with you.
Features include:
- Advanced pizza-eating algorithms to optimize cheese-to-crust ratio
- State-of-the-art utensil-free eating technology
- Complimentary stomach acid reflux medication
But wait, there's more!
Don't forget to try our other exciting features, including:
- E-Brat-ality 2.0: the sequel, where you get to eat an entire lasagna by yourself
- E-Brat-ality: The Pizza Party Edition, where you get to eat an entire pizza by yourself while surrounded by your friends and family