Meetings to Die For: E-Bullshit Bureau

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 - 9:15: "The Importance of Not Being Important"
• 9:15 - 10:15: "Why the Coffee Machine Broke (Again)"
• 10:15 - 11:15: "The Art of Doing Nothing Productively"

Meeting Minutes:

Someone said something, but no one listened. Then someone else said nothing, and everyone nodded off.

E-Bullshit Bureau's Rules:

1. Don't be late, or you'll never get a turn to talk.
2. Use your inside voice, but only when you're speaking.
3. Turn off your phone, or you'll get turned off.

E-Bullshit Bureau's Vision:

To be the place where ideas go to be quietly euthanized, and dreams go to be put out of their misery.