FAQs for the New Deadline E-BRAT-ality Pizza Party

Q: Is this a real meeting?

A: Sadly, no. But who needs "real" when you can have "E-BRAT-ality"?

Q: What is E-BRAT-ality, exactly?

A: It's the art of making meetings more exciting, more productive, and more tolerable. Think of it as a culinary experience for your corporate soul.

Q: Will there be free food?

A: Oh, you bet your bottom there will be free food. And not just any food, mind you. We're talking about a pizza extravaganza that'll make your taste buds do the E-BRAT-ality dance.

Q: What's the agenda for the meeting?

A: We're not telling. You'll just have to show up and see. But rest assured, it'll be an adventure.