Project Progress Report

What We Think We Achieved

We managed to not burn down the entire office building with our experimental flamethrower, so that's a plus.

Our team's productivity was only slightly hindered by the fact that the coffee machine started spitting out Jell-O every time you pressed the button.

We're still working on perfecting the " Meetings-As-A-Sport" concept, where our employees compete to see who can sit through the most boring meeting without falling asleep.

Our team's morale has been boosted by the new " Mandatory Friday Afternoon Nap Time" initiative, where everyone is required to take a 20-minute snooze in the conference room.

What We Actually Achieved What We Thought We'd Achieve If We Had More Coffee