As the world teeters on the brink of nuclear annihilation, we have devised a plan to save humanity from its own self-destructive tendencies.

Our plan involves the strategic deployment of an arsenal of nuclear weapons, cleverly disguised as an artisanal craft beer brewery.

The 'Nuclear War Plan' is an open-source, community-driven initiative to create an arsenal of nuclear-tipped missiles, each one carefully crafted with love and precision, and served with a side of locally-sourced, organic hops.

Phase 1: Gathering of the Nuclear Materials

Phase 2: Brewing the Nuclear Fusion

Phase 3: Deployment and Consumption of the Nuclear-tipped Missiles