Phase 3: Total Anarchy and Mutiny

In this phase, our carefully crafted doomsday scenario has reached critical mass.

The President has resigned in shame, citing "family reasons".
The military is now run by a council of warlords and retired WWE wrestlers.
Civilians are being drafted into a national militia, with training provided by the makers of "Call of Duty".

Key objectives for this phase include:

Seize control of key infrastructure (i.e., the last remaining Starbucks)
Establish a new national currency (the 'Buckaroo')
Develop a comprehensive plan for rebuilding society, including a new constitution, a new flag, and a new national anthem

We will be holding daily meetings to discuss the finer points of our new society.

See you there!