MEETINGS

Welcome to the most productive hour of the day, where dreams are crushed and coffee flows like water.

10:00 AM: The Daily Suffering Session 11:00 AM: The Unproductive Brainstorming Hour 12:00 PM: The Lunch Break That's Actually Just A Meeting 2:00 PM: The Meeting That Will Never End 5:00 PM: The Post-Mortem Analysis of the Previous Meeting's Minutes

Today's Agenda: A never-ending list of meetings that will never end.

Why not attend? It's not optional.

Don't forget to bring: a laptop, a pen, and a sense of hope.