Monday Morning Mayhem Timeline

Key Events

06:00 - Coffee machine breaks, entire office awakens to the sound of screams and curses.

06:30 - Chaos Theory Applies

08:00 - Mayhem Reaches Climax

10:00 - Mayhem Reaches Plateau

Notable Figures

CTO Gets Caffeine

Employees Lose Ability to Function

Aftermath

11:30 - The Bullshit Ends

Monday Morning Mayhem Legacy